Would The REAL Bin Laden Please Step Forward?

Well, if nobody else is going to ask the question, then I guess I will. Who the heck is the guy in that Al-Qaida video that was released the other day? It sure as heck isn’t the Osama Bin Laden that Al-Qaida claims it is. I mean seriously, besides the fact that both are middle eastern men with long beards, they are completely different physically. Look at the shape of the eyes. Look at the spacing of the eyes in relation to the nose. Look at the size of the nose in relation to the whole face. Look at the width of the mouth in relation to the width of the face. Look at the ears in relation to the eyes. These are all things that can’t be changed by packing on some extra pounds and using some Grecian Formula. There is no way anyone can tell me that these are pictures of the same person.

So if the guy in the video isn’t Bin Laden, then why not? Is Bin Laden dead? That would also explain why the US military has been unable to find him. His remains could be lying inside an inconspicuous burial tomb. Of course there is also the possibility that he isn’t even in that part of the world anymore, but Al-Qaida wants the US to think he is with this video of the world’s worst Bin Laden decoy. However, the most likely answer is that Bin Laden is so frail and sickly from all the running and possible injuries sustained from being chased out of caves that the film makers didn’t think the actual Bin Laden would be able to portray himself as a strong leader.

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But seriously, I am still waiting for somebody to come forward and admit that the video is some You Tube prank.