Dumb A** Alert

Every so often there is someone in the news that is such an incredible dumb a** that I feel it is my Christian duty and moral obligation to warn everyone else about that person. This weeks dumb a** is Judge John Burlew of the Hamilton County Court system. In a court hearing for Odell Thurman's probation violations, he was quoted as saying; "It upsets me more than anything else and, primarily with your employer, the National Football League. The allegations are that you had an illegal substance, alcohol, in your body. A substance they advertise and take money from, millions of dollars a year. They're hypocrites. If they are really interested in pursuing this issue, they'd give everybody who went to that stadium and comes out of it a breathalyzer, but they won't do it because they want the money."

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First of all, this statement has more grammatical errors than I have room in this blog to point out.

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Second, is he claiming that the NFL shouldn't have suspended Odell Thurman for alcohol in his system because football stadiums advertise for alc0holic beverage companies? What a complete dumb a**! They didn't suspend him for legal situation of an adult just merely having alcohol in his system; they suspended him for the illegal activity of driving with alcohol in his system. Shouldn't a judge know the difference? More importantly, the NFL doesn't make a cent from the advertisement of Alcoholic Beverages. The advertising dollars are given to the Stadium owners for the ad space, and television networks for the ad time.
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And lastly, how can this dumb a** think that the NFL should be responsible for every single person who picks up a beer in a stadium. They are not in the business of enforcing laws; they are in the business of providing sports entertainment. Need I even point out the logistical impossibility of giving every football stadium attendee a breathalyzer test?

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It really scares me to think that this dumb a** has control over the destiny of people in a court room.

Dumb A** Headlines

That’s right kids! It’s time once again for a collection of headlines from or about the dumb a** people connected with internet news. The amazing part is; these are just from this morning’s news!

Bush will invoke Vietnam in support of Iraq plans
He does know that we lost the Vietnam War doesn’t he? Wouldn’t it be better to reference a war we won like maybe WWII? I think it’s safe to say that George Bush is with out argument, the biggest dumb a** in American history.

US Dismisses Iran nuclear Cooperation
What part of, “We will not discontinue our nuclear development”, did these dumb a** diplomats not understand?

Iran trying distraction
Really, because it looks to me like they are succeeding at distracting and redirecting the goals of the Nuclear Commission.

Systemic failure before 9/11
You gotta be kidding me. Is there anyone who didn’t know on 9/12 that defense, intelligence, and security systems in this country failed to prevent hijackers from flying commercial jetliners into tall buildings?

White House wants subpoena delayed
Delayed? Trust me; they don’t want that subpoena at all. Seriously, who would “want” a subpoena?

Heavy damage in hurricane hit Yucatan state capital
What do you expect? It just got hit by the 3rd largest hurricane in recorded history.

Outrage over topless car wash raising cash

Seriously folks, is cash the thing that was raised that people are getting their panties in a wad over?

Israel or Palestine? Make up yor mind!

In further efforts to make themselves look like total retards, the Bush administration has decided to spend $80 million to train the Palestinian guard. Why would they decide to support the Palestinians after deciding last week to increase the amount of aid money that gets sent to the Israeli army. Do these retards actually not realize that Israel and Palestine are enemies?

How Would You Like A Belly Full Of Lead?

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Why are people so surprised at the inferior toys that were being imported from china? Isn’t that what was asked of the Chinese? The CEO traitors of American companies screwed the American workforce out of their jobs and then told the Chinese to send over cheap, crappy, inferior, and apparently dangerous substitutes for the same products. The Chinese workers did nothing more then exactly what they were told to do. Unfortunately, the CEO’s behind the operations that ended with the lead poisoning of American children will never be held accountable for these crimes either. I refer to the lead poisoning of children as the second crime because their first crime was their turncoat traitor acts that took away American jobs.

What pitcher "gave" him 756?

I gotta say; I totally didn't see this coming. I thought for sure that everone in MLB hated Barry Bonds so much for cheating with steroids and enhancers that pitchers would never throw him anything within six feet of the plate at this point in the home run race. That's pretty much what happened the last 2 years, so I just figured it would continue into a third year. Oh well, what do I know about Major League Baseball?

On Top Of The World

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This is probably one of the most interesting news stories I have seen recently, and for some reason there seems to be no real interest in it from most news sources.

Russian submarines are literally on top of the world this week in an attempt to sail under the vast arctic ice shelf in order to place a flag on the ocean floor over the northern hemisphere’s rotational center, the Geographical North Pole. This very dangerous mission is a clear attempt by the Russians to stake claim in this Arctic territory. And why not? There is a ton of untapped natural resources down there. The problem is that Russia is not all that close to the North Pole region that they are claiming as their own. It is much closer to Greenland and Canada than it is to Russia. You’ve got to hand it to the Russians because this “exploration mission” is not only pissing off the Arctic bordering countries, but also the International Seabed Authority, and the geographical surveying people who think this will lead to countries staking claim in other areas of the ocean floor. And anyone who can piss off more than one group of people at one time deserves my respect.

I think the US should stake claim in the ocean floor bordering Mexico to sort of return the favor for all the illegal immigration crap we take from them. Americans could encroach on Mexican territory for a change.

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Personally, I think it’s OK for the Russians to plant a flag at the North Pole as long as that flag has a representation of Santa Claus on it.