Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Dumb A** Headlines


That’s right kids! It’s time once again for a collection of headlines from or about the dumb a** people connected with internet news. The amazing part is; these are just from this morning’s news!

Bush will invoke Vietnam in support of Iraq plans
He does know that we lost the Vietnam War doesn’t he? Wouldn’t it be better to reference a war we won like maybe WWII? I think it’s safe to say that George Bush is with out argument, the biggest dumb a** in American history.

US Dismisses Iran nuclear Cooperation
What part of, “We will not discontinue our nuclear development”, did these dumb a** diplomats not understand?

Iran trying distraction
Really, because it looks to me like they are succeeding at distracting and redirecting the goals of the Nuclear Commission.

Systemic failure before 9/11
You gotta be kidding me. Is there anyone who didn’t know on 9/12 that defense, intelligence, and security systems in this country failed to prevent hijackers from flying commercial jetliners into tall buildings?

White House wants subpoena delayed
Delayed? Trust me; they don’t want that subpoena at all. Seriously, who would “want” a subpoena?

Heavy damage in hurricane hit Yucatan state capital
What do you expect? It just got hit by the 3rd largest hurricane in recorded history.

Outrage over topless car wash raising cash
Seriously folks, is cash the thing that was raised that people are getting their panties in a wad over?

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