Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Dumb A** Headlines



Why Ebola is Killing Gorillas
I may be going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing that Ebola is killing gorillas because it’s a deadly flesh eating virus.

How the US Plans To Tackle Iran
Does it matter what they wrote in the article. The retard in the White House will probably handle Iran as badly as Iraq.

War in Iraq Troubled
Is there a trouble free way to run a war? Is there any dumb a** in the country that doesn’t know about the car bombing and political troubles in Iraq?

L.A. Tops List of Most Polluted Cities
Of course dumb a**, that’s why L.A. is used as the stereotypic example of uncontrolled smog?

Relocating Gets Tougher When Home Sales are Slow
I would think this would be readily evident, but apparently it isn’t to this journalist.

Bush Likely to Veto Iraq Proposal
This wouldn’t be so dumb a** if Bush wasn’t quoted last week as vowing to automatically veto everything.

Castro Absent From May Day Celebrations
Is it really a surprise that a dying man recovering from intestinal surgery would stay home? Besides, the guy is like 80 years old. A celebration to him could be completely comprised of drinking a glass of Metamucil and watching an episode of Matlock.

Brittany Spears Bares All
Unless she’s hiding an Illegal Mexican in her cooter, I think we’ve seen all there is.

Serial Killer Convicted of Murder

Well, they’re sure as heck not gonna give ‘em the Nobel Prize.

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