The Global Warming Joke

I probably shouldn’t do this, but I am going to ruin all the fun for the politicians and lobbyist that want you to literally buy into the whole global warming concept. I really truly think that they are snorting through their noses laughing at the fact that people actually believe that the world is warmer because of something that little insignificant humans have done. They are probably making more jokes about next time telling everyone that human flatulence is snuffing out the sun.

Today there are politicians and lobbyist that are promoting global warming for the same reasons that politicians and lobbyist in the 90’s were promoting low flow toilets. All they want to do is sell you stuff that you don’t need. Yesterday it was big tin can tanks as nuclear bomb shelters, today it’s carbon offsets to fight global warming. What will it be tomorrow?

Here’s the deal. Water Vapor does the same thing as carbon dioxide when it comes to the greenhouse effect. Carbon Dioxide makes up only .04% of the Earths atmosphere while Water Vapor makes up 90% of the Earths atmosphere. Therefore, claiming that a reduction in carbon dioxide will fix global warming is like claiming that you can put out the wild forest fires out west by merely taking a leak on one tree.

In the very same way that the light metal structure of most 1960’s era bomb shelters was useless against radiation, reduction of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere is useless in stopping global warming.

So why is the average temperature of the Earth rising? For the same reason that Ice Ages occurred in the past. Because that’s how the Earth works. It spins on it’s axis in a way that sometimes puts it farther from the sun which causes Ice Ages, and now we are finding out that it sometimes moves closer to cause what we might call “Fire Ages”.

So stop letting those turds in Washington get the last laugh. Flush ‘em down. If you got one of those low flow toilets, you might have to flush 3 or 4 times.